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YOU ARE NOW HOOKED UP TO RECEIVE EMAIL RADIO FROM THE GLARBO-9 DEPARTMENT OF INTERGALACTIC OUTREACH!
GUCCI! GOOD FOR YOU AMIGO, a long standing human tradition of ham radio informs your future in quality newsletters whether you found us on a site aggregator or internet-phonebook, or were referred by our friends at www.cnn.com, www.foxnews.com, www.britishnews.com, and any other country what is in store for you . . . Is a curatorial package of the LATEST glarbo gleanings into human culture, products, commercials, media, information & infotainment, listings, from our slice of the galaxy to yours where you have made the best cultural products despite your economic depravity from: ROCK music, hardcore sports, hangliding, club music, carbonated beverages, paintball (wow!) webrings, meet n greets, skin creams, magazines, radios, forums, late night biker bars (WE COULD GO ON) but it would take too much time.
(don't drool, stay in school, pray take you for a fool - Bill Hicks)
We would like to demonstrate ourselves as a planet on the pulse of this cultural wellspring, hence our efforts, established on the foundations of solidarity that Gorean expatriots who fled your planet after a worlds.com migration in the 1990s Gregorian Calendar (enlisting the help of glarbonically revered webphreaks who managed to locate our net infrastructure) who helped us find out about Earthling culture! As well as the important solidarity work by business associate and earthling celebrity Hannah Bannanah (as you will undoubtedly be aware already)
Amazing, we will showcase all we can... WE HAVE ENSURED GREAT VARIETY AND SPELUNKATORIAL HEALTH BY SEARCHING ALL WEBSITES FROM www.1.com, www.2.com, www.a.com, www.b.com and so on and so forth even though our bandwidth is limited as entropy eats our signals across deep space and we have to use too much anti-viral glue to protect it through certain channels affected by the Sentient Poggers epidemic
(WHICH WE DO NOT BLAME YOU FOR, IT IS "WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE" - PHILLIP K DICK)
Our historians are ammassing great curatorial bodies of earth-net based on the r.k.e.l.i model of net extrapolation and interpretation that will inform what we send to you. We will also include brief updates about what is happening on our planet (G-9) and potentially others depending on circumstance.
If you reply to us at all in any way using our contact address: glarbo9correspondence@gmail.com, please be aware that all our emails are print-on-demand so it may take some time getting back to you. Plus this is not a very well funded department the internet is low priority this side of the galaxy we have bigger "fish to fry" (earth riddle) so it's a small operation - see example below:
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Here's a standard postcard from Glarbo-9 at the big HALL OF MIRRORS derby in motley square FROM OUR PLANET TO YOURS! :-)
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